SANDRA BARR: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

 A Short Time Ago In a Galaxy Far Far Away......


                                                           EPISODE II

                                                    ATTACK OF THE CLONES


                                 There is unrest within the galactic senate. Mothers day has
                                 been a red dwarf since the mother of our planet is not with
                                 us on a day that we dedicate solely to her highness.
                                 Never in a multimillion light years has planet Barr been so
                                 low on reserves of love & light.

                                 A vigil is being held at grimsville delta2, the birthplace of  
                                 our great leader. Celebrity's have held a benefit concert
                                 in her absence & there is talk of a collaboration of artists 
                                 to do a benefit song, insiders say it could be a cover of
                                 a fellow alien David Bowie "Life on Barrs" but this is only
                                 speculation.

                                 There has been some progress made in our galactic search
                                 for our sith lord.
                                 We had located her in the data matrix system that is the
                                 C.I.A Controlled Facebook, Our Java drone was nano seconds
                                 away from entering her fibre optic Stargate, upon which we lost
                                 all contact for 28billion nano seconds (3 earth minutes) When we
                                 made second contact we found two Sandra Barr profiles and an
                                 entire host of others emanating from her 1gb dongle earthlings call
                                 this "schizophrenia" while we on planet Barr know this as "Cloning"

                                 Names such as Faith Love,Diane Destiny,Pat Peace,Pat Butcher,
                                 Carol Chamomile  & Geraldine Green-tea.
                                 We are looking at other profiles such as Nasty Namaste,
                                 Lucy Lightsabre & Sandra Starstruck.

                                 We did get intelligence providing proof her highness was harboured
                                 on the dark side of the moon en-route to earth for a period of 4 earth
                                 days. It is reported she stopped for a cultural exchange also to do some
                                 paid work.....(cash in hand)
                                 Rumour has it she was thigh rolling joints with David icke
                                 in an illuminati reptilian sweatshop.
                                 The reefers were likely bound for the illuminati hideout on the moon
                                 where earth's elite hideout while planning a mass cull of the human race
                                 by means of television, haribo sweets, diet drinks & lady gaga.

                                 We are privy to this conspiracy due to the teachings of our sith lord.
                                 She is schooled on such things from her earth resident oracle.....
                                  (my imaginary friend)

                                 Our search continues....

                                  "If you scratch your head hard enough, you
                                   will find the truth. If not, make it up"


                                 Captains Log Star date (Mothers day)