Second star to the right and straight ahead till morning:
A Short Time Ago In a Galaxy Far Far Away........
Episode I
The Phantom Menace
Turmoil has engulfed the federation & all is not well
on planet Barr, confusion has infiltrated the realm
of Sith lord Sandra, a clone war is not light years away.
There has been a major shift within the force an epidemic
of galactic proportion has infected the small planet of Barr.
Paranoia & delusion has overcome this little rock tucked
away in the far corner of the universe. impending doom
can only be avoided if Sith lord Sandra finds her Zen.
Proof of this cosmic shift in mental stability has appeared
on the blogsphere recently posted within the data matrix
system on planet earth.
All efforts were made by the federation to thwart the public
display of deranged ramblings of Sith lord Sandra but a glitch
in broadband size has halted all censorship and to the dismay
of all inhabitants on planet Barr, this is now public.
In the name of love & light it is best to sprinkle some stardust
on our leaders ramblings as embarrassing at it will look we
have no choice but to save ourselves.
We can only apologise in advance.....See here Sandra's Blog
Sith lord Sandra has been sucked into a black hole.
In this particular Blog she attacks a mortal or cyber being by
the name of Gabe Nelson.
Sandra has written a lengthy episode on this entity or humanoid
and also given her own comprehensive Psychoanalysis on this.
Her highness also states without doubt there are others involved
and posts alleged comments and emails allegedly written by this
person/entity/cyberperson/imaginary humanoid.
Its is clear to us that Sandra seems to have it all figured out
going by her analysis of the situation.
Sandra writes of quotes, situations, tactics, mind control, aggression,
sabotage, intimidation, address, occupation collusion with named others
all allegedly connected and working with Gabe Nelson & she is definite
about what she writes.
Sandra finishes off the helter skelter of paragraphs by stating that
Gabe is not really real...He was an invention of others.
Note: Sandra also posts a picture of the said entity?????????
It was time to take a break at this point and listen to some Labi Siffre.
By the end of the Labi Siffre fix I felt like i had exited a wormhole
and been pulled through an asteroid belt by the ankles.
THEN a supernova occurred and i realised our very own
Sith Lord has publicly posted quotes & paragraphs of
an entity that she (Her Highness) believes does NOT exist.
We at the federation have taken measures and sent out various
drones to look for Sandra's mind, we currently believe it is
somewhere within the dark side of the moon.
Bounty hunters inform us she has taken up permanent residence
with the occupants of la,la,land & we believe this to be voluntary
exile (if true)
Our council have taken it upon themselves to re-enlist Lord Sandra
back into jedi school upon her return, a delay in the radio transmissions
are at peak due to interference of Labi Siffre echoing throughout the galaxy.
A care package has been dispatched.
In the meantime we will make sure we keep planet Barr in the dystopian
condition our good lord Sandra born us into & we will stick to the code
of conduct & our councils pledge which is:
"If you scratch your head hard enough, you
will find the truth. If not, make it up"
Captain's log end. Star date 56/14/0001
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